Perimenopausal Woman Can’t Remember the Name Of

THE CITY THAT BEGINS WITH THAT LETTER - A perimenopausal woman today could not remember the name of.

It's that thing that she swore she saw in that place just yesterday. Or was it the day before? Or maybe she just dreamt it?

"I'm meeting this person at that place, and I really need to find it so they can borrow it," said... "Fuck, I forgot my own name. I'm sorry."

The woman's memory was expected to improve when the United States resolves its estrogen patch shortage crisis, which it is currently refusing to admit exists.

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