Woman Who Thinks Women Should Lose the Right to Vote Votes for Woman Who Pledges to Take Away the Right to Vote from Women
WHEELER - A woman who thinks the 19th amendment, which gave women the right to vote, should be repealed voted early on Wednesday for another woman who also believes that women should lose the right to vote.
"In order to remove the right to vote from women, we as women have to vote," said Bethany Leaverton, whose husband monitored her vote while breathing loudly at her neck.
When asked about voting when she doesn't believe she shouldn't have the right, Leaverton glitched out, her pupils rolled up into her eyelids and she began sputtering incomplete phrases like "birth certificate" and "litter boxes in school bathrooms."
"She's speaking in tongues. The power of the Holy Spirit is moving through her," said a Republican election monitor.
After Leaverton's eldest daughter gave her a pill and a bottle of water, the Holy Spirit seemed to stop influencing the mother of seven after about twenty minutes.
Leaverton voted for Katie Ricketts, a rising star in conservative circles after her recipe for breast milk pancakes that can feed a family of twelve went popular on TikTok.
"When women vote, we see investments in education, child care, financial independence, and reproductive healthcare," said Ricketts during the women's programming of the Conservatives United Nationally Together conference. "The only way to stop these feminists is by utilizing the right to vote."
